HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
**You have to find someone who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
~Alan, Age 10
**No one really deciedes before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with.
~Kristin, Age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
**Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
~Camille, Age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
**You might have to guess, based on wether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
~Derrick, Age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
**Both don't want any more kids.
~Lori, Age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
**Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
~Lynnette, Age 8
**On the 1st date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them insterested enough to go for a second date.
~Martin, Age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS?
**When you are rich
~Pam, Age 7
**The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
~Curt, Age 7
**The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
~Howard, Age 8
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
**There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
~Kevin, Age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
**Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
~Ricky, Age 10
Saturday, October 23, 2010
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That is so funny! Kids can be very insightful!
These are so funny! My favorites are the "keep the chips coming" and that you can tell if the parents are married by the kids they are yelling at.
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